Subject: correct use of the "F" word > > >: > (Correct use of the "F" word) When is @#$% Acceptable? >: > There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been >: > considered acceptable for use. >: > >: > They are as follows: >: > >: > 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith >of >: > RMS Titanic, 1912 >: > >: > 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Eva Braun, bunker, next room, Berlin, 1945 >: > >: > 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 >: > >: > 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 >: > >: > 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 >: > >: > 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC >: > >: > 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 >: > >: > 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 >: > >: > 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC >: > >: > 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, >1998 >: > >: > and a drum roll please............! >: > >: > 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Saddam >: > Hussein, 2003
I'm waiting for the book. No, seriously. If he recovers enough, maybe he can tell us something about chickens.
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>: > (Correct use of the "F" word) When is @#$% Acceptable?
>: > There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been
>: > considered acceptable for use.
>: >
>: > They are as follows:
>: >
>: > 11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J.
Smith
>of
>: > RMS Titanic, 1912
>: >
>: > 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Eva Braun, bunker, next room, Berlin, 1945
>: >
>: > 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer,
1877
>: >
>: > 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
>: >
>: > 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
>: >
>: > 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
>: >
>: > 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
>: >
>: > 4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
>: >
>: > 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
>: >
>: > 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill
Clinton,
>1998
>: >
>: > and a drum roll please............!
>: >
>: > 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." --
Saddam
>: > Hussein, 2003