Monday, May 07, 2007

Only the Second Level?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

20 comments:

  1. Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

    Level 8 is the only surprise.

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  2. My lustful and malicious tendencies drag me down, but my repentance, lack of avariciousness and intensity of belief bring me back up.

    Second circle.

    Not too shabby, if I do say so myself. The distance between impulse and action is low, as one of my professors said was typical of men in the Middle Ages. Kinda nice, that observation. I like that.

    Of course, it helps to have low standards to begin with.

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  3. That is pretty deft, that Middle Ages observation.

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  4. Second Level for me-gee, it's getting crowded in here.

    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

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  5. Hey, that was me above- got signed in as guest. Must be my punishment.

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  6. It's level 6 for me I'm afraid, but one must be true to oneself.

    Are there any extra points for being true to oneself?

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  7. Don't be overly harsh on yourself, bobal--we is all but lttle temporary sheeps in the vast herd of time.

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  8. i guess that would be, the vast 'flock' of time.

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  9. What's the zip code on that 'City of Dis'? So I can have the wife forward the mail.

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  10. Second level.

    Wimp.

    When you show up, Beelzebub hands you a shovel and tells you to start digging, then you've accomplished something with your life...

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  11. Fibbing and self-deception are what save me from the worse levels.

    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

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  12. eternal life itself sounds pretty sad, to me. It's like beauty--much of it is in the evanescence (of either or both object and observer). I can't imagine a heaven of eternal joy. I wish I could.

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  13. He who kisses the joy as it flies
    Lives in eternity's sunrise...

    Blake

    But it is hard to do, kissing that joy as it flies.

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  14. Kissing the joy as it flies... hmmmm... sounds a little to close to taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut, dontcha think?

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  15. Well, when you put it that way:)...

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  16. And knuck eases down a notch into the next circle....

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  17. Ought to look up the exact words, but somewhere in "Paradise Lost" Milton describes Hell as a place that, whenever you reach bottom, the ground opens beneath you and you fall further still.

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  18. It's just the difference between 19th century and 21st century expression, buddy.

    I like Gregory of Nyssa--the dove flies through the darkness,and the darkness recedes--always something more!

    That doesn't sound so good for derelicts, no bottom to hit.

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  19. well, there's that BIG one, sooner or later--
    :-(

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  20. First circle of hell: Limbo (for virtuous non-believers)

    good thing I don't believe in an afterlife.

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