Showing posts with label New Year's Eve. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Year's Eve. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 27, 2023

Planning your New Year's Eve party

Among its many vital functions, Flares strives to be an educational resource. So, with New Year's Eve almost upon us, I decided to provide information on how to plan the perfect New Year's celebration. The video I selected is a bit old, so you'll have to make a few minor adjustments. For example, you shouldn't expect your guests, particularly if they are younger, to be wearing modest dresses and suits with ties. Instead, they'll likely be wandering around with phones up to their faces filming content for TikTok or Instagram. Humor them.

Should the alcohol percentage of your planned refreshments be high enough you can probably skip the hat decorating game. Instead, just hand out lampshades and let your guests dance around with them on their heads in wild abandon. That will also give your younger guests some good social media content.

Finally, when you gather around the piano for a sing-along, the lyrics to Blue-Tailed Fly (Jimmy Crack Corn) may elude them. I've included the Yodeling Slim Clark version of it below. You can transcribe the lyrics to it and hand them out to the party goers to assist their singing.

Remember, plan well and you'll have a successful New Year's Eve party!   

Monday, December 30, 2019

Plans for my New Year's Eve party

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Tomorrow is New Year's Eve so I've started planning my New Year's Eve party. Above is my inspiration. Of course, considering my abundant charm and urbane wit, finding a couple of bikini clad cuties to dance around will be no problem. However, the giant martini glass filled with booze is a bit more of a challenge. Wish me luck.

Oh, and I hope your New Year's Eve party plans work out as well.

Sunday, December 31, 2017

Happy New Year


Here's hoping you all have a Happy New Year, and may your New Year's Eve celebrations be free of giant bee attacks and other such calamities.
 

Saturday, December 31, 2011

The field sobriety test



Have a good New Years Eve. Not to be preachy, but stay safe if you have to be on the road. 

Below are pictures of my wife's car after some drunken bozo ran into our car at a stoplight on Christmas. You know that New Year's Eve's roads are full of even more drunken bozos. Most important of all, make sure you don't turn yourself into a drunken bozo by 1 a.m.