Airline travel tips

With vacation season upon us I thought that as a public service I would present some airline travel tips. The film may be a little dated, but I'm sure its information is still relevant. So, gents be sure to don your suits and ladies wear a nice dress and heels because boarding will be a breeze, attractive young stews will see to your needs, the food will be delish and who knows -- you may meet a famous actor or a rich industrialist as you fly coach.