The world's most effective hangover cure

Tuesday, January 01, 2013

Should you, after a night of New Year's Eve revelry, have woken up with a splitting headache, your pants on backwards and a gap of several hours in your memory, then you'll need a quality hangover cure.

Lucky for you I have just the thing straight from the doctors of Mongolia: all you need is some pickled sheep's eyes -- and who doesn't keep a stoclkof those handy? -- and tomato sauce. Mix it together and guzzle it down. You'll be feeling chipper in no time.

Have a good New Year.