Friday, December 22, 2006

Breaking News!

Fox News just announced that Mike Nifong has dropped the First Degree Forcible Rape charges against all three of the Duke lacrosse players. Some of the other charges remain, and there are no further details.

No word on where they can go to get back their reputations.

4 comments:

buddy larsen said...

The last business day before the Christmas Holidays--smart, that will make all us sheep forget the whole thing. Right?

vnjagvet said...

Not likely, Buddy. I presume that Fox News will keep this story going through the Holidays and thereafter.

Greta will not be stopped!!!!!!

buddy larsen said...

For all it's warts, thank Goodness for Fox!

Charlie Martin said...

Arrested, no. A fair chance Durham County will have to buy off the lawsuits, though.