At the Friday Night Pig Races. (ht: Gates of Vienna)
(I, know, this is a bit belated) BlameBush! has some fun in Happy Thanksgiving, You Selfish Bastards!... but you can't make this stuff up. Read the Seattle PI article that provided his inspiration for yourself.
Zetas Cartel Smuggled L.A. Dodger Yasiel Puig Out of Cuba
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