Oh no!!!! Now the penguins have to waddle further. I blame Bush.
Don't you see Brylun?This just proves global warming! It's essential that we act now, before mankind comes to an end.
It's not just Bush. He's the front for the neocon cabal that's stealing arctic ice and shipping it to the antarctic in order to make the polar bears drown and destroy the penguins. Not to mention that the weight shift is going to make the earth turn over so that Australia will control all the fresh water in the world - concentrated in the new ice fields in Antarctica. It's all spelled out in the secret annex to PNAC (which really stands for Project for a New Australian Century.We're doomed.
And we all know about Karl Rove's doctorate in glaciology.
More ice. More Hockey Sticks!
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