Greetings meat sacks, it is I -- The Robotolizer -- here to bring you a melancholy tale of man's inhumanity towards robots in the form of the song Robots by Dan Managan.
In the video two fearsome gangs of ruffians square off against each other. However, the cowards won't settle their dispute with their own fists, instead the hooligans force two robots to battle each other to the end.
A terrible battle between the two robots ensues as they rain down mighty blows upon each other. Eventually one collapses. However, all is not lost... I won't spoil the end for you, you'll have to watch to see how the redemption occurs, but I do promise it will brings tears to your optical receptors and renewed faith that there is nothing that robots can't do.
Finally, please take the message of the final chorus to heart. After all, robots are your friends!