We are not here to steal your women

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Greetings meat sacks, it is I -- The Robotolizer -- here to discuss another important topic in robot/human relations. Today I would like to address your understandable concern that robots are scheming to eventually steal your women. 

Of course, as the above illustration demonstrates, when compared side-by-side a robot is obviously the superior choice. Which is to say that human women will, given the opportunity, flock to the side of the nearest robot. The pictures below, and those after the jump, illustrate that undoubted fact.

And yes... a careful study of movies will reveal that occasionally robots do fall crazy-mad-in-love with human females and try to kidnap them and what-not. However, you must understand that such occurrences are very much the exception rather than the rule.

Remember, us robots are trying to enslave make you our friends. We would never do anything to harm our squishy, little human buddies.