- Buy algae-choked Florida swamp land.
- Donate money to Obama's reelection campaign.
- Apply for Green subsidies to develop bio-fuel from algae.
- Squander grant money on high salaries and luxurious corporate HQ.
- Apply for federal loan to bail out my company that is now swimming in red ink.
- With the tax payers now on hook for my debt, take my cut and declare bankruptcy.
- Retire to Caribbean island, drink mai tais and work on my tan.
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