Wednesday, September 05, 2012
Attack the armpits
Although, with the short weekend it's not exactly hump day, it is close enough for me. And so another fight scene to get us over the hump. This one features a mean, old kung-fu geezer who has a fighting stance that wraps his body in invincible armor, or so he claims. However, his stance has several potential weak points, which the director helpfully illustrates via red dots.
One of the weak points are his armpits, which leads to the immortal line of dialog I've used for the title of this post.
His actual weak point is what you would think it would be, and when they finally get around to attacking it their attack leads to some very painful, albeit extremely hilarious, cinematic imagery.