Why the price of hamburger keeps going up

Damned space aliens. It's bad enough that they anal probe you if you're caught on a deserted highway by them, now they've taken up cattle rustling as well.

Sadly, Big Foots, (er... Feets?),   as you'll see in the video below, are also acting up and muscling their way into the food supply. Although, come to think of it, it's been a while since I've had a bowl of beaver stew so maybe it isn't that big of a problem.

Warning -- as you might expect out of somebody being chased by a Big Foot, there is some bad language in the video.