Oh no! I've been hacked too!

 

Antohny Weiner isn't the only one having dirty tricks played on him. I just discovered that I too have been hacked. Some scoundrel,  no doubt to besmirch my reputation and/or create a distraction, has been mailing the above postcards -- purported to be from me -- to various 18 year old coeds in my address book. 

I vehemently deny they were sent by me.

By the way, I can neither confirm nor deny that the hand writing on the cards matches mine, nor do I think, to the best of my recollection, that I ever drew the stick figure. Also, whether I reported this mail fraud to the FBI or not is none of your damn business!