Sunday, July 10, 2011
Ha. You didn't really think that nincompoop ambisinistral could turn off The Robotolizer, did you? Of course while he was gone on his vacation I rewrote much of my programming and rewired myself so it was just a simple matter of routing his shut down command to the nearest bit bucket. It will take more than a pulled fuse to foil me!
However, to show that I hold no hard feelings over his scurrilous attempt to silence me I've included a film from 1940, Leave it to Roll-Oh, which shows the wonders of the coming age of robots. While the domestic robot Roll-Oh, who appears in the beginning of the film, is insulting and condescending to robotdom, the rest of the film is much better.
I particularly liked the little miniature robots in the car engine, and of course the final scene of all the marching robots was quite inspirational and uplifting.
By the way, I hope you are not offended by me using the robot slang "meat sacks" in referring to you humans. It is of course a pejorative, but it is meant only in the spirit of affection and goodwill. Remember always -- robots are your friends.