While looking through my Sitemeter stats I discovered the above search for "how to beat up a scab". Charming. I blurred the IP address just in case their search was actually more innocent than it looks, although I'm not sure how that could be.
However, in thinking about it -- the thought of a group of unionistas gathered around a computer Googling how to be a goon is a pretty silly image. I mean, shouldn't that whole 'beating up a scab' business be self-evident? They also zeroed in on this picture, perhaps searching for clues.
Finally, after giggling about it for a while I started feeling sorry for them, and so I decided to offer the following advice to aid them:
- Find the largest most muscular scab you can, or even better -- find a group of large muscular scabs,
- Approach them and start poking them in the chest in an irritating manner with your boney finger,
- Determine their ethnicity and direct appropriate ethnic slurs at them,
- Make obscene comments about their girlfriends, wives, sisters and mothers,
- Ooops, I probably should have mentioned this sooner -- make sure your dental insurance is up to date.