Seneca the Postmodern

Monday, October 31, 2005


You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the postmodernists, you collect avant-garde Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal articles for breakfast. You ositively live for theory. It really doesn't matter what kind, as long as the words are big and the paragraph breaks few and far between.

What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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5 comments:

chuck said...

Urrgh...

terrye said...

I am a Revisionist Historian. A whopping 8% got those results.

That makes me unique or weird, depending on your perspective.

Eric Blair said...

I'm a theory slut too. I wasn't expecting that....

Knucklehead said...

You are a Cyberculture Floozie. The theoretical aspects of postmodernism interest you only insofar as they can be used to make cool blinky things. You probably take psychedelics and know at least one programming language (HTML counts!). Other postmodernists call you a corporate whore. They're probably just jealous because you make more money than them.


Well, that is precisely what I expected - wildly inaccurate. I was never a fan of psychodelics, I do know several programming languages but the all might as well be latin as far as postmodernism is concerned, and I don't make much money and am painfully aware of that. Only 3% of people who took the test matched me and I wouldn't spend five seconds under that dopey umbrella with any of them. Well, OK, maybe I would but not after the funky asian picnic foods started coming out of baskets. Well, OK, maybe I'd hang around a few minutes even after that but only if some interesting (but non-psychodelic) rice booze of some sort preceded it or Seneca's wierdo Theory Slut Ditz or other suitable eyecandy was roaming around nearby.

flenser said...

I've always suspected that seneca and I were much alike, and this proves it.

Theory Slut.