If, instead of the English language’s greatest dramatist, William Shakespeare was a trenchant op-ed columnist bashing out a quick response to Iranian

If, instead of the English language’s greatest dramatist, William Shakespeare was a trenchant op-ed columnist bashing out a quick response to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s open letter to the American people… (The Sanity Inspector)

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