And now for something completely different.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

5th Circle of Cubic Hell: Decaf - Ugh!

9 comments:

ambisinistral said...

Coffee cartoons, eh?

Java Man

Peter UK said...

Yeah,it's a mugs game!

Buddy Larsen said...

decaf is like a tie-game in sports.

Doug said...

A jolt to decaf drinkers .

Answering the "decaf or regular" question has become more problematic.

Caffeine can give some people the jitters, keeping them awake or speeding up their heart rate, but decaffeinated coffee, researchers have found, may be bad for your heart.

Java without the jolt increases the levels of so-called bad cholesterol in the bloodstream and reduces levels of good cholesterol, researchers reported last week at a meeting of the American Heart Assn. in Dallas.

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Keeping relative risks in mind, however, it is good to remember that this pales in comparision to a decapitated coffee drinker.

Buddy Larsen said...

But there's anecdotal evidence that decapitated coffee drinkers have no jitters or increased heart rate at all. This is cutting-edge research, no one yet knows where it is heading.

Peter UK said...

Can't top that one!

Doug said...
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Doug said...

It be heading toward more research.

Doug said...

This cutting-edge research is leading to another beheading.