Because You Deserve Something Special Wrist Clock!

Sunday, November 27, 2005
I know honestly, how much you want so much one of these wonderful swiss replicas.

You'll need to get one of the boxes for it too.

I remember too that they offer the tracking service for your shipment.

Choose anyone of the rep lica-watches at this worldwide on-line site. It
is your surprise.

Don't collect up all the reasons why you shouldn't have a quality replica.
Just find it because you want it.

You are such a caring person, it is time you got back something for
yourself.

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My deepest love,

Betya



P.S. Nothing can sea be robot heavy, you noise know, except by trying to fall,
and being —

Second better should Scene,
Angry knee, with the Project brave (and any other
party you may receive this fetching...)

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This to my inbox this morning was. Unbidden it lay, storing up for me a big surprise (or replica of same, Swiss no less), as though the shade of James Joyce had roused from slumber of the grave himself to me a missive.

All this and the deepest love of Betya! (Or a Beta of Betya, not as she yet perfected was?)

You too are a caring being, and kind.

Should I offer this forward your way, or hoard to myself all the something special wrist clocks?

Please write and say.

47 comments:

SneakyFeet said...

LOL!

Buddy Larsen said...

TO:
Mr. Bloom
Replica Swiss & Co.

Dear Leopold,

Will you wind it up, so we don't have to commit battery?

Jamie Irons said...

Buddy,

You're such a card! (-carrying non-communist)

;-)

Jamie

Julian Biggs said...

wait, it comes with a box too!

Peter UK said...

It actually seems to be offering a "swiss replica" ,is this a replica made in Switzerland or a replica of a Swiss,gender unspecified?
If you are in the market for a timepiece,I have a very fine nocturnal sundial in mint condition.

Buddy Larsen said...

In England, a sundial works as well at night as it do in de daytime! Here in central Texas, in August, the sun can be found actually laying on its side out on the prairie, too damn hot to get up and do anything.

Doug said...
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Doug said...

That's Sun Diali Lama, you Dope!

Doug said...

Mirage: Larsen's Well Hell

Doug said...

Joyce Lies, Lips frozen, smells Pocket Explosion

Doug said...

OT:
PaleoConservative

Julian Biggs said...

doug - thanks for labeling that last one OT ;-)

Buddy Larsen said...

Julian, that was cruel, but funny!

(...and those pix 'r pretty bad, Uncle Duke!)

Doug said...

Ok,
How's this:
What's a Lama with limited internet access?

You got it.
Dial Up Lama

Doug said...

Speaking of telling time:
Is Julian the Calendar Guy?

{Ya' know: The Roman, The Penthouse, and The Julian.)

Buddy Larsen said...

Doug, you're so corny I bet you sweat ethanol.

Peter UK said...

If it is joke time,my latest.
"How many leftists does it take to change a light bulb?"



"None,they would rather be in the dark".

Doug said...

"Sweat Ethanol"
---
I *metabolize* that.
...the sweat's just there for the leavins.

As you reek, so shall you sow, right?

Doug said...

"Here in central Texas, in August"
---
Time all this: I thought Austin you lived in.

Buddy Larsen said...

Doug, Austin is *in* central Texas. The two categories are in separate systems. Think of a Hawaiian, for example, being also an Earthling.

Wait, Pineapple King, let me review THAT one.

BTW--how many folks know that Hawaii is our most Southern state? 500 (800?) miles south of Key West (KW is *in* Florida, you know).

Alaska occupies our other three extremes: North, West--and East, too (the Aleutians cross the International Date Line).

This is the great bar bet of all time, "Can You Name The Four States In the Four Farthest Directions?"

Doug said...

So what month is Hawaii, (I)*In*?

Doug said...

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Buddy Larsen said...

The original email is sort of an extended free-form Haiku-like prose. I think this literary form should have a name: "Haiyoo".

Buddy Larsen said...

Haiyu ?

Peter UK said...

Buddy
Very well thanks, Haiyu ?

Buddy Larsen said...

fine, thanks. Well, unless there's samoa, abyssinia!

Buddy Larsen said...

We'uns over cheer 'n Texas eggzually pronounce "haiku" as "hay-koo". So, the joke was "hey, you!" as in, high-pressure street watch-peddler. I know--streeeeetch. Puns are a duh-sease. 'Spain in the neck to suffer chronically.

Peter UK said...

Buddy,That was pungent!
There were two ships crossing the pacific. One carrying blue paint
from Singapore to Los Angeles, and the other carrying red dyes from
America to Taiwan. Somewhere in the middle of the ocean, the two ships
met abruptly. The ships were lost to the sea and the crews of both
are believed to be marooned.

Buddy Larsen said...

LOL! The mid-sea collision was extremely violet.

Buddy Larsen said...

There's one of those nation-wide 'people's' polls going on around here. The idea is this: If you support the president on Iraq, you're to drive with your headlights "on" during the day. If you disagree, drive with them "off" at night.

Peter UK said...

Buddy.
I wasn't as bad as it was painted.

Buddy Larsen said...

One captain was on course, the other wasn't, so the perp'll be evident.

Peter UK said...

Buddy,
It's too early to finger anybody!

Buddy Larsen said...

Hold on, while I rack my brain....

Peter UK said...

Come on you've had long enough to nail it.

Buddy Larsen said...

heh heh...now we can write a book, "How it Is Around the Bend".

Peter UK said...

You're just not knuckling down to this.

Peter UK said...

Buddy,
I have to hand it to you,you are shouldering your share of this 'armless mirth and fun.The others have given us the elbow!

Buddy Larsen said...

Okay, you axed for it, my favorite Englishman joke:

Two old duffers bump into each other at the club.

Smith says, "Jones, I'm sorry to hear you buried your wife."

Jones answers, "Why, yes, Smith. Had to. Dead, you know."

Peter UK said...

Another two similar old buffers.

"How's the wife?"

"Gone to the West Indies"

"Jamaica"

"No,she went of her own accord"

Buddy Larsen said...

Ha! i'll probably say "Honduras" when i re-tell it....

Peter UK said...

Doesn't matter,the answer is "No her own"

Buddy Larsen said...

Argh--I KNEW I shoulda said "The Dominican Republic"!

Peter UK said...

No she beats me in private.

Buddy Larsen said...

Well, if da women can't, dominican! H ha ha i quit I quit iquitiquitiquit!!!!

Buddy Larsen said...

I can't believe I surrendered to the British. Peter avenges Yorktown.

Peter UK said...

OK Lay down your herring and form an orderly queue at the bar.