The Bush administration sent the following message to Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-TN, with a request that it be distributed to all members of Congress.
United States Iraq Strategy
1. Kill terrorists.
2. Train Iraqi forces to kill terrorists.
3. Help Iraqis build schools and infrastructure.
4. Leave behind first democracy in Arab world.
The White House spokesman said an ‘executive summary’ of the strategy would be available later today for Senators who don’t have time to read the full document.
This claims to be a Scrappleface satire, but many a truth is spoken in jest.