Bush Strategy Revealed

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

The Bush administration sent the following message to Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-TN, with a request that it be distributed to all members of Congress.

United States Iraq Strategy
1. Kill terrorists.
2. Train Iraqi forces to kill terrorists.
3. Help Iraqis build schools and infrastructure.
4. Leave behind first democracy in Arab world.

The White House spokesman said an ‘executive summary’ of the strategy would be available later today for Senators who don’t have time to read the full document.


This claims to be a Scrappleface satire, but many a truth is spoken in jest.

2 comments:

Knucklehead said...

More truth in Satire from Scrappleface: Zarqawi Backs GOP Call to Unveil War-Ending Plan

As a show of ‘good faith’ diplomacy, Mr. Zarqawi said he would soon release his own detailed plans for “casting the American infidel and his Zionist conspirators into a lake of burning sulphur.”

Sen. John Warner, R-VA, who sponsored the bill, said Mr. Zarqawi’s backing should help garner votes from Senate Democrats who are typically reluctant to support any Republican measure.

“It’s really a tri-partisan effort,” Sen. Warner said.

Syl said...

You know, after a point, is isn't even funny anymore. :(

Will Republicans PLEASE grow a spine!