TGIF

Friday, February 24, 2006
BUSH INKS IRISH FIRM TO GUARD NATIONAL WHISKEY RESERVE

Washington DC - The Bush Administration today angrily defended its controversial approval of the Irish company Donnybrook Lads Ltd. to oversee security at the National Strategic Whiskey Reserve in Lynchburg, TN, vowing to veto a new House bill that would force the two-man firm to undergo federal breathalizer testing.

At Iowahawk.

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2 comments:

Seneca the Younger said...

You know, i've seen things like "Maker's Mark Private Reserve", but I never thought about what it meant.

David Thomson said...

Damn it, this is truly outrageous. Why didn’t I get the contract? I put in my bid last month. Doesn't everybody know that the Donnybrook Lads are IRA terrorists?