The Mechanical Contrivium

Friday, February 03, 2006

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Seneca!

  1. The air around Seneca is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  2. The Seneca-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Seneca-fights take place there every day.
  3. Seneca is only six percent water.
  4. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Seneca.
  5. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Seneca.
  6. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Seneca.
  7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Seneca.
  8. Seneca has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
  9. If you kiss Seneca for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Seneca and compline.
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3 comments:

ambisinistral said...

Of all of them, number five owrries me the most!

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1. Ambisinistral, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.

2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of ambisinistral!

3. It is bad luck to walk under ambisinistral!

4. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, ambisinistral is the victim.

5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find ambisinistral!

6. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become ambisinistral on New Year's Day!

7. Some birds use ambisinistral to orientate themselves during migration!

8. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as ambisinistral!

9. Ambisinistral can taste with his feet!

10. Ambisinistral can smell some things up to six miles away!

RogerA said...

I couldnt resist--It was like Charlie's red button thingee: here with George Bush

terrye said...

I do not have a bifurcated penis. In fact I don't have a penis at all.

And who knew we should not put Syl on a bed?