I'd like to suggest that we give the usual responses numbers. For example:
12. "Yeah, but then why haven't we gotten bin Laden?"
42. "Halliburton, which was once managed by Dick Cheney, has a contract to do that."
If we come up with a canonical list, I'll find a way to host it.
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