I had to share this. From Roger Simon's gangster/joke thread:
Ted Nugent was recently interviewed by a French journalist. The journalist asked, "What do you think the last thought is in the head of a deer before you shoot it? Is it, `Are you my friend?`
or is it `Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "They aren't capable of that kind of thinking.
All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I
going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away.
They are very much like the French in that way."
Nugent is proof that sex and drugs and rock and roll don't always turn you into self obsessed sissy.
You belong to me
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