Friday, September 30, 2011

ObamaCare's new breast enlargement treatment



The Thai government has given Khemmikka Na Songkhla, a.k.a Khunying Tobnom, the first license as a certified "breast slapper". You might ask, "what is breast slapping" and "is it my imagination or is Ambisinistral repeating the phrase in yet another of his cheeseball attempts to lure traffic to Flares"?

Of course the answer to the second question is yes. As for the first question -- according to Khunying Tobnom,, and I guess the Thai government, "Breast slapping" is a non-surgical method of enlarging a woman's breasts by up to 2 inches. Tobnom accomplishes this by slapping and kneading the woman to get her fat to migrate to her breasts from areas in her body where it is doing no earthly good. 

 Since she's a regular Renaissance women, Tobnom also does face and buttocks slapping to move fat around to more appropriate locations. She charges $399 for six 10 minute slapping sessions and plans at training 10 more "breast slappers" at $263,504 a pop.

As an aside, as silly as the process sounds, I can imagine Hollywood actresses wanting to get themselves slapped around for an all natural and holistic treatment all the way from the mysterious East that augments their breast size, rearranges their butt fat and slenderizes their faces. 

Via Weird Asia's post Breast Slapping: Bigger Breasts Or Bust! where you can read more about it.

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it's awesome to see more developments in regards to breast enlargement, the video was funny too! Keep up the good work.

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