The night before

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Christmas Eve is upon us. Decorations are up, and shopping is done unless you're a complete procrastinator. All that's left is to do is set out a snack and wait for Santa to wiggle his bulbous girth down the chimney (or from under the sink if you're in Japan as we discovered in the Stray Kids Christmas video). Sit back, relax, and enjoy the evening.

  

Santa on his rounds

Santa's Big Night by R.j. Mcdonald
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One Christmas Eve in my childhood, my dad asked if I wanted to leave alcohol out for Santa. I agreed but said to only leave a little as I was afraid I'd wake up on Christmas morning and see Santa drunkenly circling over our house in his sleigh. ― Stewart Stafford

  

Waiting for Santa

The main reason Santa is so jolly

is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

- George Carlin -

 

Merry Christmas

Hopefully your Santa wasn't sloshed by the end of his run and you got what you wanted. Regardless, I hope you all have a Merry Christmas.