Happy May Day comrades!

A young comrade keeping a sharp eye out
for counter-revolutionaries and/or Kulaks

Yes, it is the most wonderful day of the year -- May Day! I hope you will all have a fine time celebrating the wonders of the proletariat! I'll be spending my time looking for a bread line to stand in, snacking on tree bark, keeping an eye out for hoarders and wreckers, and of course studying my Little Red Book! Granted that last is a bit difficult because it is written in Chinese, and I don't read Chinese, but a little thing like that never stops us Soviet men!

So, enjoy your struggle sessions and have a good May Day comrade! Remember, you'll own nothing and enjoy it!       

 

Happy May Day Comrades!

Once again, it is that most wonderful time of the year... May Day! Yes, that magic day when, as we stand in our bread lines, we can reflect on the wonders of communism: the Little Red Book, rocket forces parading down main street, and struggle sessions until the wee hours of the night!  

Above is a uplifting music video by the North Korean girl band the Moranbong Band! As you can tell, the North Korean damsels are far superior to the undulating, mini-skirt clad, South Korean K-Pop hussies that pollute the air waves! Be still my beating heart! How I would love to go to the nearest People's Hall and attend one of their shows, where I could robotically clap as I absorbed their inspiring message!

 

Happy May Day Comrades!

May Day is upon us again! It is a day that brings joy to the hearts of the workers of the world, socialist cadres, and American college professors while simultaneously striking fear into the hoarders, wreckers and kulaks wherever they may be hiding to do their nefarious deeds!  

This year I ask you to take a break from such May Day pastimes as reading the Little Red Book, engaging in struggle sessions and watching the traditional towing of the T-14 Armata through Red Square to watch the above video!

Last year I mentioned that visiting Rungna People's Pleasure Park was on my May Day bucket list! The above video was done by Yu Mi, who is one of North Korea's top social media influencers! I must admit that I am baffled as to why she does not have an Atlas VPN sponsorship! Somebody in their PR department is dropping the ball!

At any rate, she visits the park, and with her you can view its many wonderous sights and thrilling rides! Have a happy May Day!

 

Happy May Day Comrades

It is time to once again celebrate that most sacred of all days -- May Day! A day when us workers of the world can bask in the joys of marching towards a brighter socialist future! Sure, we have to wend our way past piles of wrecker, hoarder and kulak corpses, but, after all, that is a small price to pay for the birth of the New Soviet Man! 

Naturally, as I am sure it is with you, tops on my bucket list for a May Day celebration destination is the Rungra People's Pleasure Ground in Pyongyang, North Korea! As shown in the video above is features a world-class miniature golf course, water and amusement parks, as well as the splendid dolphanarium! Fun! Fun! Fun!!!  

Who would not dream of going there!? 

 

Happy May Day Comrades

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Have a joyous May Day comrades as we boldly march forward stomping the hoarders, wreckers, Kulaks and other assorted running dogs of Capitalism under our feet on our way to the Workers Paradise. Also, be sure to enjoy -- if the bread lines aren't too long -- your traditional May Day feast of onions, borscht and wodka.

Happy May Day Comrades

May your wait in the breadline be short and fruitful and -- should you be fortunate enough to be in a gulag getting reeducated -- may the whips be made of silk.

Happy May Day Comrades

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Here's wishing you a joyous and harmonious May Day whether you plan on getting your picture took in front of a giant image of the Dear Leader, watching your local May Day parade with goose stepping soldiers and mobile rocket launchers, or just taking the day off from your chores in the rice paddy so's you can study your Little Red Book.

By the way... I'm in need of a bit of income equality, so any capitalist running dogs out there better cut me a check and mail it to me pronto.