Once again, it is that most wonderful time of the year... May Day! Yes, that magic day when, as we stand in our bread lines, we can reflect on the wonders of communism: the Little Red Book, rocket forces parading down main street, and struggle sessions until the wee hours of the night!
Above is a uplifting music video by the North Korean girl band the Moranbong Band! As you can tell, the North Korean damsels are far superior to the undulating, mini-skirt clad, South Korean K-Pop hussies that pollute the air waves! Be still my beating heart! How I would love to go to the nearest People's Hall and attend one of their shows, where I could robotically clap as I absorbed their inspiring message!
