Proposed Occupy Wall Street demands

One of the funny thing about the Days of Rage/Occupy Wall Street protests is that they still haven't managed to settle on a message as to what it is they are protesting. Then again, they also haven't settled on a name, have they? Regardless, Gateway Pundit has an entertaining post detailing one set of proposed demands. He got it from from the Occupy Wall Street forum.

Some fellow named Lloyd J. Hart proposed 13 demands including such gems as a $20/hr minimum wage, elimination of all debts world-wide, trillions of dollars chucked at pet causes, open boarders and more. He assures us, "These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy."

Well that's good to know.

What's funny is that the first comment in response to his whackadoddle demands isn't, "What are you nuts?" Instead TruckerTorn helpfully adds, "Way too many demands, Lloyd. I'm not the only person saying this. Occupy Wallstreet needs a laser-like focus if you want to get people on your side!"

Well, I'm not sure about laser like focus all by its lonesome would do the trick. I think a a molecule of sanity mixed in somewhere might help. Anyway, below is Lloyd's list of demands. Enjoy it.

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Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Freetrade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America's nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the "Books." World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the "Books." And I don't mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

The moveable feast

Things have quited down in Wisconsin (photo by Althouse)

In the spring Madison, Wisconsin was the epicenter of left/progressive protesting. As you can see in the picture above, taken from the post Late Saturday morning, at the Capitol at Ann Althouse's blog, things have quieted down considerably in Madison. Tourists have returned to the Capitol rotunda while the drums, chanting and protest signs have moved on.

The Wisconsin protests started as Union protest over Gov. Walker's plan to limit their ability to collective bargain. As I've mentioned several times, the problem the Unions had was they didn't have enough boots on the ground to sustain a protest. To compensate for that they opened their ranks to any and all progressive causes to swell their numbers.

This had the effect of diluting the Union's message. Gradually, especially as Union participation began to fade, the other fringe groups began to dominate the messaging more and more. This led to such blunders as the Zombie Protest at the Special Olympics Ceremony and the Protest Armada.

In short, as the number of protesters dwindled all that was left was that hard core of strange-looking protest zealots who incessantly tilt at their favorite political and social windmills. This no doubt did damage to the Union cause because the Madison protests have been branded as Union protests in the public's mind. Thus, whether they like it or not, the Unions can only partially untangle themselves from the message of the crazies.

With Wisconsin now quiet, the protest enthusiasts have moved on to their "Occupy Wall Street" protests. The message of these protests is amazingly inchoate. Beyond anti-Wall Street slogans and romanticizing the Arab Spring, there is no message attached to these protests.  BevfromNYC at Commentarama describes them as follows: 

What exactly these Grandchildren of the '60's are protesting is not clear. Signs run the gamut of "F**k Wall Street" to "Four Day Work Week". They know that something is wrong, but they are not exactly clear on what. For the past two weeks, they have beaten drums, shouted indecipherable chants, and refused to go away.  To their great credit, they have managed to organized themselves like any good commune with a food distribution area, recycling area, first aid area, and a public P.R. Liaison area equipped with a gasoline-powered generator to keep protesters' laptops and smartphones powered up to post on Facebook and tweet each moment.   And it has been reported that people from all over the country are calling local area fast food joints to have pizzas delivered to the protesters as a show of support.

Visits from seasoned liberal protest icons such as Michael Moore and Susan Sarandon have shown up with their P.R. machines in tow as well. Ms. Sarandon showed up in her chauffeured-driven limousine to "educate herself" on her way to the airport to fly to Europe on her private jet for a vacation. 

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Though she didn't "personally lose any money", she [Sarandon] is advocating what I interpret as a more physically forceful brand of protest because we shouldn't let "our Arab brothers and sisters" better us. Fortunately is was reported that many of these kids didn't have a clue as to who she was, but she did give them some sage advice - focus the protest on one topic, and register to vote. Actually she has a point - this protest lacks any real focus which is why they probably can't focus on any solutions either. They know something is wrong because someone is making lots of money and it's not them. But, as one protester responded when asked what his solution to "greed on Wall Street" might be by saying "I don't know? I'm only 23 years old, why are you asking ME that? What a stupid question." Let's hope he is not currently registered to vote.

In terms of this post, of particular interest is her post's closing sentence:

But a more disturbing devolpment threatens the peaceful and naive nature of this protest. Local and national union organizers have decided to join in to lend muscle and considerable financial support to this vague cause. Already the Transit Workers Union members have shown up with the SEIU and AFL-CIO to follow next week. Expect the numbers to grow and the violence to increase as a result.

I find this astonishing. The "Occupy Wall Street" protests have been spectacular failures so far. Their messages have been simplistic when not completely incoherent, and the effect the effects the protests have had has been little more than mild annoyance.

In Wisconsin the other progressive groups were brought in as auxiliaries to bolster the Union numbers. At the "Occupy Wall Street" protests the Unions are apparently coming in to ride on the coattails of a protest nobody seems to be taking seriously.  Can you imagine Jimmy Hoffa connecting the Teamsters to such a hodgepodge of idiotic far left causes?

Why would Unions diminish themselves like that?

There has been reports that the Union treasuries are barren, the Wall Street Journal has reported that in fact they are deeply in debt. I'll say it again, with their membership declining, and the dues that go along with it evaporating, Unions are increasingly bit players. Their need in Wisconsin to bring in other progressive groups to bolster their numbers has now flipped to them having to join with dubious progressive causes in New York to gain relevance and visibility (and I suspect some of it is following Obama's marching orders to try to demonize Wall Street).

The Unions are foundering and their need to join with every progressive loon that comes down the pike is only going to amplify their public relations problem and hasten their decline.