Waiting for Santa

The main reason Santa is so jolly

is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

- George Carlin -

 

Different Christmas music again

This time of the year I figure people may be getting sick of the same Christmas songs, so I post weird Japanese (and Korean) Christmas songs for a change of pace. 

Christmas was introduced by foreigners living in Japan who would celebrate the holiday, Although the Christian underpinnings of the day were of no interest to the Japanese, they quite liked, and adopted, the secular elements: decorated trees, lights, Santa, candy canes, peace on Earth, jingle bells, and a traditional bucket of fried chicken from KFC. 

Also, it has evolved into a couple's day similar to Valentine Day. You can see that in the above video Christmas? what is that? Is it delicious? where they've changed jingle bells into single hell. 

Following that is another two rather frantic Japanese Christmas songs, one keeping jingle bells and the other being just plain weird. Finally, there are two Korean Christmas songs by Girl's Generation and Crayon Pop respectively.

Figurines

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A figurine is a small statue of either a person, an animal or a deity/mythological creature. They can be sculpted, molded or cast. They have been made in all regions and eras. While today they are often associated with tacky knickknacks some are quite beautiful and evocative.

These examples, and those after the jump are from the collection of the Metropolitan Museum of Art. There are many more examples at that link.    

Don't Think Twice, It's All Right

Get ready for a skedaddling weekend with Big Daddy Wilson.

 

Inside Lady Liberty

 

Hell in Thailand

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These pictures are from Wang Saen Suk, (Hell Garden) an attraction just south of Bangkok in Thailand. As the name implies it features scenes of Naraka which is Buddhist version of hell, or more correctly, of a sort of purgatory. 

Your stay there is not necessarily permanent. It is a place you get incarnated to work off the karma of your previous life. However, you can get stuck there for millions upon millions of years so behave yourselves.

The images are taken from FlashBak's Photographs of Thailand’s Buddhist Hell Garden (NSFW). There are more at the link. 

Cold Cold Heart

Get ready for a stymied weekend with Willie Nelson.

 

Colorized bird pictures

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These are a some colorized bird pictures from the 19th century book Coloured figures of the birds of the British islands, vol. 2. The images were meant to be accurate for naturalists' use and so not only the birds were shown, but some details to show the habitat they were generally found in. 

These images were taken from an Old Books Illustrations post. There are more at that link.

The ins and outs of chopsticks

I guess I've always thought a chopstick was just a chopstick, but as the the Chinese, Korean and Japanese ladies show us in the above video there are differences between their shapes and weights. The variations were large enough to make it awkward for them to use the other nationalities' chopsticks.

As an aside I learned how to use chopsticks while I was in the Navy. As a sailor -- well, more accurately as a drunken sailor -- I learned how to use them when was a little, or a lot, tipsy. To this day I'm still clumsy with them when I'm sober.

If you want to learn how to use them, sober or otherwise, the post How to Use Chop Sticks is a good guide.

Also, if you want to be an insufferable bore at a Asian themed dinner party, in Chinese chopsticks are called kuàizi, in Korean they are called jeotgarak, and in Japanese they are hashi. Be sure to mutter about cultural appropriation when you correct people about their proper names.

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The sublime and the ridiculous

Lady Liberty viewed through power lines
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There's only a step from the sublime to the ridiculous, but there's no road leading from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Lion Feuchtwanger

   

The Torture Never Stops

Get ready for an incommodious weekend with Robert & Chloe Trujillo.

 

Ulan Bator again

Although I don't think so, I must have some sort of an odd fascination with this city. It is the third 'walking in cities' post to visit the place. The second video was blocked by the creator, but you can still see the first, where two young ladies narrate the route of their daily walk to school, at Walking in Ulan Bator. 

This video is filmed in the winter after a light dusting of snow. It starts out in a residential area, passes by some small businesses, what appears to be school, and also has a couple of temples with Tibetan style Buddhist prayer wheels.

The mix of Crylic and English signs again interested me. Also, the lack of color struck me. Most people were dressed in black winter coats, and even the cars were either white, silver or black. It seemed rather unnecessarily somber. 

  

Overland trains

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Before cargo hauling helicopters became viable for the job, delivering freight to remote location was a problem. In the mid 20th century one attempted solution was overland trains (also called land or road trains). They featured powerful engines that pulled a string of trailers, which themselves were often motorized and had steering, and could operate on poor roads, snow and cross-country.

Return To Sender

Get ready for a recursive weekend with Goldsands.

 

The Black Friday stampede

Although Amazon and early sales events have cut into the Black Friday mania that caused wild frenzies when the doors opened, it used to be a thing. They were such an odd fixture for so long. 

Traditionally I've posted a stampede video on Black Friday and so this year, even though they're fading, in a sort of twisted nostalgia I'll keep with the stampede post. If nothing else, maybe the video's tips will come in handy if your ever in a Kmart and get caught in a rush for a particularly alluring Blue Light Special.

 

Happy Thanksgiving

 

Thanksgiving football

1876 Thanksgiving game, Yale vs Princeton
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Football is a Thanksgiving Day tradition. It started in 1876 when Yale bested Princeton 2-0. The score puzzled me. Reading the inter-collegiate rules from that era is baffling, but in digging around further football in that era was a sort of mix between rugby and soccer. Blocking (which they called interference) was not yet allowed; nor was the concept of having a set number of downs to advance the ball a certain distance before having to turn the ball over. 

I think points were scored, not by entering the end zone which only resulted in an attempt to kick the ball through the goal posts, but by kicking or slapping the ball through the goal posts at any time. Hence the low score. Teams, without the 4 downs to advance rule (which, when implemented was at first 3 downs to go 5 yards), would control the ball as long as they could as they ground their way down the field. Much of the later rules were instituted to increase scoring and reduce boring games. 

 

A Thanksgiving Day song

Christmas will be upon us soon and we'll be saturated, to the point of madness, with Xmas music. This Thanksgiving Day week I thought I would do traditional Thanksgiving songs instead. Then I realized there is no actual genre of Thanksgiving music so, trend setter that I am, I decided to create the genre.

This is the first, and so far only, entry into my new genre: Thanks for the Memory. 

This version features Ella Fitzgerald fronting the Marty Paich Orchestra. Older readers will remember that this used to be Bob Hope's theme song. As an aside, I saw Bob in one of his USO shows at Balboa Naval Hospital many years ago. It was a great show -- his standup stuff was a lot raunchier than his movies and TV shows. 

 

The vacuum (We've Been Here Before II)

Rooftop Koreans defending their businesses
during the 1992 Los Angeles riots

I've mentioned that I don't often comment on events of the day because others say it better than me. Regarding the Rittenhouse situation Ginny at Chicago Boys says it better. Below is an excerpt from her post Rittenhouse Found (Appropriately) Not Guilty but Who Was?

We can say, at least I would say, that even a well-intentioned 17-year-old should avoid riots. (As our eyes could see, whatever the networks said.)  However, for most of our past 17-year-olds were considered adults – they married, fought, supported households; forbidding alcohol  recognizes strong bodies but maturing judgement. Nonetheless, Rittenhouse’s mission appears to have been felt honestly, the desire to establish order is response to chaos. When faced with one attacker, he remained, well, I’m not sure if calm is the word.  Still he didn’t shoot a man bearing in on him until that man lowered his gun, pointed it directly at his head as he lay on the ground. Someone older might have handled all of it with fewer deaths, someone trained to be a policeman, a soldier.  Someone like that might have been careful not to be alone, too.   But, then, we might ask – where were older men?   Who made decisions that led to that night, how could they have been so terribly irresponsible?  Where were all the grown men (and womn), mayors and governors, that long summer?  Watching the previous day, Rittenhouse  understood life would never be the same for his father and his grandmother when property was treated cavalierly, violence and arson  unchecked.  A vacuum pulled him in.

People of my age have been there before.  We remember the 60’s and 70’s, then the 80’s and 90’s, we remember the destruction and vigilantes.  The gun as “peacemaker” in a lawless town is a mainstay of our culture.  The frontier might not have been as we saw it portrayed in western after western, but the human tendencies portrayed are:  we were quite aware of what happens when order breaks down, when our property (of all kinds, personal and real, familial and intellectual, our bodies themselves) is not respected and protected by an ordered society.  In a vacuum, force and violence settle disputes, access property, force servility.

A rampaging mob in St. Louis chooses rooms in a man’s house, threatening death to pets, the rape of the man’s wife.  And he is arrested for protecting that house.  A hundred cars are torched in a single lot in Kenosha.  Chaos generally leaves the weak vulnerable, as the unprincipled, the untethered strong are unrestrained.  Pop culture, reacting, glorifies vigilantes.  Sure we don’t want a country run by vigilante justice.  It simply appears the only answer:  quick and simple.  It is satisfying entertainment at such a time.

In the fifties when many had seen how thin the veneer of Western order could be, Hollywood offered Shane.  Later cities became more ragged, harsh, disordered.  Vigilante plots responded to the chaos of riots and the years of crack.  Dirty Harry movies began in 1971, ended in 1987; The A Team ran  from 1983-87.  The Equalizer ads indicate its contemporary protagonist (Queen Latifah) is a strong, competent but violent defender of the weak – as was Edward Woodward, in the series that ran from 1985-1989.

Kyle Rittenhouse felt he needed to be there, not necessarily from a grandiose vision of himself, hardly for racist reasons,  impelled by many reasons, I assume, but underlying it was the knowledge that a vacuum existed in Kenosha where law and order should have been.

  

Time After Time

Get ready for an abiding weekend with Fiona Bevan.

  

Walk in a beach town in Equador

The above video is a walk through the beach town of Montañita in Ecuador. It is popular with European Lonely Planet backpackers and it is a weekend get-away for Ecuadorians. The video is of a stroll through the town, along the beach for a bit, and then back into the town. The video has sparse narration in both English and Spanish. Enjoy.

 

Simple pleasures

Tatsuro Kiuchi

There are a thousand thousand reasons to live this life, every one of them sufficient.
— Marilynne Robinson

  

Whole Lotta Rosie

Get ready for an ample weekend with Jota John.

 

Veterans Day - the love that remains

All veterans have felt the melancholy that underlies Sammy Fain and Irving Kahal's song 'I'll be seeing you'. I remember many a night in a ship rolling in an ocean with my thoughts far away.  There is a word that describes the feeling: saudade -- the nostalgic longing to be near again to something or someone that is distant, or that has been loved and then lost; "the love that remains".

Give a thought to our past and present veterans. They've thought of you, it is the lonely cost of a distant post. 

 

Making gypsum false ceiling boards

With this video we return to India to see one of its small enterprises. They're making gypsum ceiling boards. It is a very dirty and labor intensive process. I did like how the fellow color coordinated his t-shirt and pants -- one can be a fashionista anywhere.

As long as we're speaking about gypsum below is a video, Gypsum - The Miracle Mineral, put out by the Gypsum Association. It shows a more automated process of making gypsum board and discusses gypsum's unique properties.

Taping windows against bombardment

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During WWI Parisians were worried that their city might come under German bombardment or air attack. Shop owners and businesses, to minimize the danger of shattered glass, taped their windows. While the taping started our utilitarian, eventually the taping deigns became more elaborate and artistic.

These images are taken from the La boite verte post Les élégantes protections anti-bombardements des vitrines de Paris en 14-18. There are more examples at that link.  

El Manisero

Get ready for a rug-cutting weekend with Lazara Cachao Lopez,
Raúl Castillo, Reinier Ceruto, Humberto Zaldivar and Branko Arnsek.
Dancers: Aniedys Batista and Lambert Pujadad Sardiñas.

 

As long as we're talking about cephalopods...

My last post Angry squids and octopi was about artwork involving squids and octopi. Both are of the class cephalopoda which belong to the phylum Mollusca. Cephalopods are an ancient type of invertebrate that date back to the Cambrian period. In fact, they predate fish.

If you're interested in more information about them visit the website The Cephalopod Page maintained by James B. Wood Ph.D. Below is an excerpt from his introduction to the site.

Cephalopods, the class of mollusks which scientists classify octopuses, squid, cuttlefish and nautiluses, can change color faster than a chameleon. They can also change texture and body shape, and, and if those camouflage techniques don't work, they can still "disappear" in a cloud of ink, which they use as a smoke-screen or decoy. Cephalopods are also fascinating because they have three hearts that pump blue blood, they're jet powered, and they're found in all oceans of the world, from the tropics to the poles, the intertidal to the abyss. Cephalopods have inspired legends and stories throughout history and are thought to be the most intelligent of invertebrates. Some can squeeze through the tiniest of cracks. They have eyes and other senses that rival those of humans.

The class Cephalopoda, which means "head foot", are mollusks and therefore related to bivalves (scallops, oysters, clams), gastropods (snails and slugs), scaphopoda (tusk shells), and polyplacophorans (chitons). Some mollusks, such as bivalves, don't even have a head, much less something large enough to be called a brain! Yet cephalopods have well-developed senses and large brains. Most mollusks are protected by a hard external shell and many of them are not very mobile. Although nautilus has an external shell, the trend in cephalopods is to internalize and reduce the shell. The shell in cuttlefish, is internal and is called the cuttlebone, which is sold in many pet shops to supply calcium to birds. Squid also have a reduced internal shell called a pen. Octopuses lack a shell altogether.

Nautilus pompiliusOctopus cyaneaCephalopods are found in all of the world's oceans, from the warm water of the tropics to the near freezing water at the poles. They are found from the wave swept intertidal region to the dark, cold abyss. All species are marine, and with a few exceptions, they do not tolerate brackish water.

Cephalopods are an ancient group that appeared in the late Cambrian period several million years before the first primitive fish began swimming in the ocean. Scientists believe that the ancestors of modern cephalopods (Subclass Coleoidea: octopus, squid, and cuttlefish) diverged from the primitive externally-shelled Nautiloidea (Nautilus) very early - perhaps in the Ordovician, some 438 million years ago. How long ago was this? To put this into perspective, this is before the first mammals appeared, before vertebrates invaded land and even before there were fish in the ocean and upright plants on land!

  

Angry squids and octopi

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Squids and octopi occupy a strange corner of our imagination. Huge tentacled monsters, they attack with their alien tentacles waving in the air. Of course these creatures have appeared in art. These images, and those after the jump, are a small sample of that work.

Happy Halloween

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Yea... the happy looking scarecrow monster is an unfortunate development for her, but what I'm really wondering is why a damsel would go pumpkin gathering in high heels in the first place? Anyway, Happy Halloween.

 

Witchy Woman

Get reading for an unearthly Halloween weekend with Everette featuring Angie K.

 

The worst place on earth

A quick tour of the steel mill in the BaoGang Steel and Rare Earth Complex in Baotou, Inner Mongolia. Looks like a delightful place to work.

 

Airplanes vs apples - which will triumph?

What is missed

Testing for blinking frequency when exposed to smog
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If you blink, you might miss it. You might miss the wet floor at the threshold, symbolically cleansing you before the meal begins. You might overlook the flower arrangement in the corner, a spare expression of the passing season. You might miss the scroll on the wall drawn with a single unbroken line, signaling the infinite continuity of nature. You might not detect the gentle current of young ginger rippling through the dashi, the extra sheet of Hokkaido kelp in the soup, the mochi that is made to look like a cherry blossom at midnight.

You might miss the water.

― Matt Goulding 

 

I’ll Keep Coming

Get ready for a pertinacious weekend with Low Roar.

 

 

An analysis of YouTube clickbait

I don't do YouTube so my clickbait is purely the title I give my posts. Mine tend to be straight forward, but some, like Updated People, give much less of a clear idea of what the post is about. However, considering my modest traffic I don't think that matters much -- for Flares noticeable bumps in traffic come from links, Instagram (a lot of my pictures get posted there) and off and on from Facebook (although I see the traffic from there, I don't see which post the traffic is going to). 

Also, occasionally an older post will get a bump, presumably from a link somewhere, but the limited traffic analysis tools I have don't allow me to see where it comes from. Regardless, I don't chase traffic, so while its nice to get the odd bumps here and there, it doesn't really matter much to me. Certainly not enough to test different titles and what-not.  

Posters for cartoon shorts

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The old-timey movie going experience was more elaborate than today's trip to the multiplex (assuming people even bother going to movie theaters in these days of streaming services). It was full night of entertainment, with a feature film, a B film, newsreels and cartoon shorts. 

All were advertised to bring in viewers. Cartoons were a popular part of the package and these are posters of some of the cartoons of the day. These examples, and those after the jump, are from 100 Years of Movie Posters category Cartoon Shorts 1928-1964. There are many more examples at that link. 

Superstition

Get ready for a credulous weekend with Martin Miller and Paul Gilbert.

 

Breakfast, lunch and dinner for house builders

These are three videos of meals served to some fellows building a wood house in Azerbaijan. They are in order of how far along the house construction is, not in order of the time of day the meals are served. The lunch looked delicious; chicken breast stuffed with potatoes, peppers and carrots with cheese melted on top.

The videos are done in a common style of a type of cooking video. They rely on no narration, sparse captioning, ambient sound and an emphasis on simple rural life. I am always a sucker for this type of video.

The meaning of Christopher Columbus' voyages

The Inspiration of Christopher Columbus by Jose Obregon

When talking about Columbus Day, and Christopher Columbus in general, many people try to deride his accomplishments with the rejoinder, which they think is clever, that Columbus didn't discover the Americas because the Amer-Indians had found it long ago. That's all good, well and mundanely obvious, but Columbus' feat was never that he was the first man to step foot on the soil of the Americas. 

In fact, Columbus was looking for a trading route to the Spice Islands (the Moluccas of Indonesia). He was to fail at that, the Portuguese pushing down Africa to round the Cape were the winners in that race. However his explorations were ultimately far more important than rounding the Cape because his voyages led to the connection of the two hemispheres. The world changed from an academic's sphere to a physical globe on which the oceans were routes to all its lands.

Consider this short passage from the Bill of Rights' article Henry Hudson and Exploration:  

In early July, the Halve Maen reached Newfoundland, where Hudson and his crew encountered a French fishing fleet hauling in cod. The sailors aboard the Dutch ship caught and salted dozens of cod for their journey, and Hudson eventually plied the officers of another French vessel for information about the coast. The Halve Maen also made contact with Native Americans in or near Nova Scotia; Hudson traded knives, kettles, clothing, and beads for beaver skins and other furs. He heard tales of gold and silver, and possibly the Northwest Passage. However, because his men feared the Native Americans had stolen items from the ship, they went ashore and raided the native village. It was an ominous start to Hudson’s relationship with the indigenous people of North America. 

Hudson's voyage was in 1609, or just a little over 100 years after Columbus first set out to sail to Asia and already even French fisherman were making the journey. The Old and New Worlds were becoming entangled through commerce, trade and colonization. The process was to be a difficult one -- with errors and cruelty on both sides as well as winners and losers. 

Still the World is a richer place because of Columbus' accidental discovery of a wider world as he searched for a quicker trade route to the Spice Islands. That is the legacy of his travels, and it is of such consequence that it is well worth remembering.  

 

Making shoes for Singapore

Mr. Wong owns a small shoe factory in Serdang, Malaysia. He makes steel-toed work shoes that are mainly sold in Singapore. The video is not translated, but has some captions explaining the process.

 

Has anyone ever written anything for you

Get ready for a reflective weekend with Adja.