“Why do you ask me these questions at five o’clock"?
You know, some guy always comes up to my window to renew his driver's license at 5:02. Of course, he swears that by his watch, it is only 4:55. Every friggin' day.
Followed quickly by:
"Can I answer in Spanish? Do you speak Spanish?"
No. Disculpe, pero no entiendo castellano.
It is going to be a very long century.