|"We welcome our new space alien overlords!"|
Sadly for Earth, there are already alien collaborators protesting his defensive plan. In fact, since the picture of the protest is a few weeks old at least, it means they've been protesting it even before he revealed it to the public. He better check for leaks in his office.
The above picture came from post Growing Cost of WWIII (and shouldn't that be IWI for Intergalactic War One?) at the website Organizing Notes. Yes, the post sounds like it is nothing more than incomprehensible leftist claptrap, but don't be fooled, I assume it is actually a cleverly crafted space alien code to conceal their nefarious invasion plans from us.
Help us Obi Wan Krugman, you're our only hope! Meanwhile, the rest of us can only watch the skies.