Thursday, December 08, 2005

Forget Dolphins

The armed forces should be training squirrels. They're cheap, plentiful, and vicious.

(HT: Tim Blair)


Unknown said...

When I was a kid my mother was atacked by a rabid squirrel when she was picking plums.

She had to get shots afterwards, it was very scarey.

For years she would freak out if she heard one of them chattering.

I know it sounds like a lie, but swear to God it is true.

a rabid squirrel.

truepeers said...

My sister had a squirrel, with some distinguishing mark, living in her roof. It was causing damage but she was too squeamish to kill it. So she hired someone to trap it and take it for a long ride out of town. Can't remember how many days it was, but one day it had found its way back home.